Attention all bees and wasps and other miscellaneous insects in the neighborhood:
I AM NOT A FLOWER.
Any attempts at pollination will end badly. For the both of us.
That brightly colored flower you keep eyeing is my head, and that is hair, not flower petals. The color, btw, is merely blonde--perhaps you don't see enough real ones of those around town to know the difference.
So please just bug off!
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