You know its time to update your wardrobe when...

Your shoes break. As in crack. In half. Splintered soles held together by a thin strip of leather (the insole). Both shoes, on the same day, in the same part of the sole. At least the quality of the plastic/rubber soles is consistent (alternatively: at least the shape and movement of both of my feet as I walk are consistent). I am quite happy that it is not raining today.